Lulu's thoughts

This is the follow up blog to the "Hara and Lulu on..." blog. Lulu is out on her own and she finally gets to say what she thinks... (Or that is what she tells her translator/editor/human.) If you like what you see here tell all the other cat owners out there to come over and see this blog.

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Location: Billings, Montana, United States

Lulu is the surviving member of the old "Hara and Lulu on..." blog. She's flying the blog-us-phere by her self now and she has a lot to say.

Friday, March 30, 2007

I get the feeling something is up around my house...

I have been sneaking around all day today. My daddy noticed that I got this really huge mat on my chest and he has been after me all day to let him "look" at it. Yeah right... pull the other one it's got flipping bells on it. I know that game. I let him catch me to "look at it" and he holds me down until he can get the scisors -- which he hid so convieniently in the palm of his hand -- and makes a really ugly hole in my beautiful coat. Never mind that the cold air gets in and that totally makes me grouchy. Its just wrong people.

I am taking advantage of the fact that daddy is currently cooking supper for us as I write this and does not have the slightest clue where the heck I have hid. I got a million places that he would never even dream of. Hee hee hee!!!

OOPS!!! got to run. I hear daddy calling me to have my sample of what he is cooking. I hope it is something that I will like. The guy likes to pull fast ones on me and makes stuff with no meat in it once in a while. I mean stir fry without meat or chicken in it? There is some kinda law against that. Isn't there? Anyway, gotta run. I will be back again soon with some more. Talk to you then.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Humans are SO WEIRD!!!!!!!!!

My goofy daddy just got home from going to something called a "Sir cuss" earlier today. What the heck is that???? Anyway, I am kind of worried about his mental state because he tried to train me to jump over one of the cues from our miniature pool set after he got home. I just sat there and looked at him like "God have you lost your freaking MIND????" I don't care if the dork was going to give me a few kitty treats to do it. That is just un-cat-like behavior. Doesn't that guy know that we cats have our pride? Gosh and they call humans the dominant species. Makes a guy wonder huh? Now that I think of it I just might try it once or twice and then never again just to watch him make a fool of himself bragging about it. I love the looks on peoples faces when I do that. I got several tricks that daddy worked up with me that I only do when daddy and I are alone and I am really, really bored out of my skull. It makes him happy and he makes all kinds of cooey noises at me that make me feel good so I guess it is not gonna kill me. But, I don't want to encourage him to advertise it to the freaking neighbors. Their cats might hear about it and I would be the laughing stock of the neighborhood. That and I don't want my hero Max hearing about it. He might think I am not trying to be cool like him. Gosh that would be awful. Makes my fur go all puffy and my paws sweat just thinking about that.

It rained like crazy today where I live. My daddy left a window open for me while he was gone today and I got to sit and look out the window and enjoy the smells of the rain and the cool air. In the process of my reading the kitty paper I saw something that just about made me laugh my butt off. I did not know what the heck it was at first. But, when I talked to my daddy he said that it was an animal called a rabbit. Gosh they are hilarious looking with those really long ears and the way they walk around. But, daddy tells me that I had best not be too insulting about them because they can run faster than me and some of them can kick my furry ass. He even threatened to bring one in just to show me. I just gave him my usual dirty look and showed him the pucker. That is all the comment that needed. I mean, you should see how he acts after he runs my tail over with his wheelchair. He makes cooey noises at me and nearly busts a gut trying to make it up to me. Oh well, it makes him happy and he does stuff for me that makes me happy. So everybody is happy. Right? Right!

Well. gotta run. My daddy is making tuna casserole for supper tonight. I gotta make sure that yours truly gets the tuna water. Humans have their soda we got our tuna water. Same difference. Tuna water MMMMMMMM.... Bye for now anyway.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Hi there... Sorry I have not been posting....

Hi everybody, I am back. I have been busy keeping track of that silly old daddy. He is such a drag lately. I keep on telling him that he needs to play more and forget that silly computer thingy so that I can blog. I mean gee.... I have fans to keep up with. I hope you guys have not forgot me.

I have been doing pretty good lately. I am still the Queen of the roost in my house. Daddy keeps on making noises about getting me a MOMMY. But, so far nothing has happened there. Gee, I get the feeling he does not know what the heck he is talking about. I hate to burst his bubble. He is really working at it though it seems. But, what the heck am I gonna do with a Mommy anyway??? You can't eat 'em I found out and you can't play with them because they are too big. I guess Daddy will let me know when he finally finds one. Anyway, it is all pretty silly if you ask me. Gee, like ain't I good enough? He might give me a complex -- whatever the heck that is -- I heard that on television once. I have no idea what it is. But, hey, it sounded all growed up so I wrote it. I am a so-pisti-cat-ed cat after all. Me an' Max we are so-pisti-cat-ed you know. He is sooooo cool. I hope to become just as cool as he is someday. I hope that Buddah doesn't laugh at him for calling him so-pisti-cat-ed. Daddy just told me I spelled that word wrong. But, I don't care. Hey, what do I look like a dic-ton-ary??? Daddy says that I shouldn't use words that I can't spell. Well, it is my blog and daddy can just kiss my furry butt. If he doesnt like it he can get his own blog and he can spell the words any way he wants. So there (sticks out tongue)!!!!

But seriously, I will try to post every day from now on. I hope there are not too many of you who are mad at me for not posting. I will be back again tomorrow with some interesting thoughts. I will work really hard to think of something. See you then.